Thursday, June 24, 2010

From the mailbag

Courtesy of Beetz:

The $50 Lesson

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.

So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.." Her parents beamed.

"Wow....what a worthy goal," I told her.

"But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
Thursday, June 17, 2010

Where Are The Conspiracy Theorists?

There are plenty of lunatics that still insist 9/11 was an inside job, politically motivated and organized by Bush & Cheney. Where are they now? Isn't it clear that Obama planned the gulf oil spill to halt drilling for oil and pushing his green agenda? After all, he's surrounded himself with members of the Weather Underground who've blown stuff up before. Or is it part of the machines' plan to take over - their first move to destroy life.
Friday, June 11, 2010

The War on the War on Drugs

The latest fad for celebrity activists seems to be legalizing drugs. Not just, "ok, you can smoke a joint now", but meth, crack, anything goes. This post does a good job of pointing out how riduculous and scary it all is. Here's one of my favorite paragraphs from it:

Please Sting, save us! Unleash the full intellectual firepower you’ve amassed
writing forgettable smooth jazz/rock fusion tunes for people who buy their music
at Starbucks. Just because you’ve been waited on hand and foot for three decades
by a coterie of professional sycophants telling you you’re wiser than Buddha and
smarter than Einstein doesn’t mean it’s true.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010

I don't care about the economy,

if you make a good product, people will buy it.

Boom time, baby.

SHK now moonlighting.

D.C. stop reading now.

It's risky work, but it does pay off.

Anyway, what annoys me is the hat. You just put that on to piss me off, didn't you?

60% of the time

it works every time.


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