The Occasional Observer

(Other than Congress--zing!)

President Obama gets off a helicopter in front of the White House while carrying two piglets. A Marine guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies, "These are not pigs. They're authentic Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Pelosi."

The Marine says, "Good trade, sir."

HI-YO! Courtesy of Maxim Magazine (yes, I am a subscriber which should surprise no one that would read this board)