Sunday, September 04, 2011
Important Zombie information
In case you haven't yet seen these, DC, I know you're always looking to absorb more information that could be pertinent to your zombie plan:
5 Scientific reasons a zombie outbreak could actually happen.
And, because we're always "fair & balanced" here at OccObs,
7 Scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would quickly fail.
5 Scientific reasons a zombie outbreak could actually happen.
And, because we're always "fair & balanced" here at OccObs,
7 Scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would quickly fail.
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7 comments:
The problem is that the 7 FAIL reasons do not apply to a few of the 5 inevitable reasons.
Thus, I continue to update my plans and stockpile essential survival gear (read: guns).
I do appreciate the heads-up though--you can never have too much info...
The combination of tiny robots and zombie apocalypse--this is DC's worst nightmare come to pass.
I always kind of hoped that Skynet would kill the zombies, and now I'm finding out that Skynet makes the zombies.
*smh*
Don't worry, dude--I'm like the Hannibal Smith of zombie/robot/alien apocalypse plans.
I've got it covered and I will save humanity...of course, by humanity I most mean myself and a few other people that can keep up but that still counts, right?
Right?
Making matters worse, last night I watched a double feature of T2 and T3 right before bedtime.
Add that to the fact that I was multitasking by reading all those lists on Cracked on my iPad while watching the movies and you can imagine what my dreams were like last night...
Extra cup of coffee for you yesterday, then? Oh wait--you're just screwed.
What do you do when short on sleep?
When I'm short on sleep, generally, I sleep.
I've actually become extremely efficient on minimal sleep...not due to any training or preparation for the apocalypse--the kids just refuse to allow us the benefit of lovely, lovely slumber.