Wednesday, September 19, 2012
The Invasion is On!
As part of OccObs' ongoing "Annex Canada" series, I'm excited to bring you some web links I've recently discovered. One makes a comprehensive case for our pending land grab:
InvadeCanada
The next link shows that our government has already planned the attack. It's sitting in the archives somewhere right next to the Ark of the Covenant:
Invasion Plans
Which just leaves me with one question: How much do we need to give each citizen of Canada to get the Canadians to surrender their meek past and embrace their new calling as Americans. I'm thinking $10K to each man, woman and child. For a measly $350B (only 1/3 of our typical annual budget deficit, funded--of course--by T-bonds purchased by the Federal Reserve), we will have successfully "integrated" Canadian resources into our sovereign territory. It will go down in history as a better deal than the Alaska purchase.
InvadeCanada
The next link shows that our government has already planned the attack. It's sitting in the archives somewhere right next to the Ark of the Covenant:
Invasion Plans
Which just leaves me with one question: How much do we need to give each citizen of Canada to get the Canadians to surrender their meek past and embrace their new calling as Americans. I'm thinking $10K to each man, woman and child. For a measly $350B (only 1/3 of our typical annual budget deficit, funded--of course--by T-bonds purchased by the Federal Reserve), we will have successfully "integrated" Canadian resources into our sovereign territory. It will go down in history as a better deal than the Alaska purchase.
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Energy Policy,
Foreign Policy,
Monetary Policy,
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1 comments:
Finally!
How long have I been preaching this very plan?