Friday, February 28, 2014
The Government Broke My Truck
Earlier this week, 4 dashboard lights came on in my truck for no apparent reason. It seemed to drive OK, so I drove it home from work. During my drive home, it wasn't accelerate properly over 45 MPH. I brought it to my mechanic who did some diagnostics and cleared the code. He said he didn't need to fix anything and it would drive OK.
The next day he called me to tell me he did more research into the problem. It turns out there was an issue with the secondary air flow system. The truck was put into a crippled mode because of this issue, which caused the acceleration problem. The only function of this system is to divert more hot air to the catalytic converter when it's cold so it will heat up faster and reduce emissions earlier. It has nothing to do with making the car go.
So, because of some bureaucrat pushing some emissions regulation, my truck didn't work right for no real reason.
BONUS:
I don't like my local library, funded by my tax dollars, telling me where I can park because they don't like my choice of vehicle. SCREW THAT.
Now get off my lawn.
The next day he called me to tell me he did more research into the problem. It turns out there was an issue with the secondary air flow system. The truck was put into a crippled mode because of this issue, which caused the acceleration problem. The only function of this system is to divert more hot air to the catalytic converter when it's cold so it will heat up faster and reduce emissions earlier. It has nothing to do with making the car go.
So, because of some bureaucrat pushing some emissions regulation, my truck didn't work right for no real reason.
BONUS:
I don't like my local library, funded by my tax dollars, telling me where I can park because they don't like my choice of vehicle. SCREW THAT.
Now get off my lawn.
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1 comments:
He did it for the lulz.
Never mess with another man's fries. Or his truck.