Sunday, May 27, 2012

All Zombie preparation plans should be upgraded to DEFCON 2

Because we've had our first outbreak:
Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen. 
The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, and amazed officers tried to stop it, ordering the man making a meal out of the other man to stop. Sources told CBS4 that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. 
Investigators sharing limited details about the confrontation, saying only that the two men were fighting and the officers felt they had no choice but to take deadly force. “During this confrontation an officer did discharge his weapon striking one of the individuals, said Det. Willie Moreno, spokesperson for Miami Police.
..."refused to obey"....

 Naturally.

..."officer did discharge his weapon striking one of the individuals..."

 Notice how they left out, "in the head"?

3 comments:

dark commenteer said...

DC is currently unavailable to comment as he has enacted ZombiePlan 33J.

Fredo said...

33J?

I currently have only 2 plans:

1) Slow zombies: shoot every undead thing I see until all threats are neutralized

2) Fast zombies: crap pants.

Beetz McDogg said...

I agree with the slow zombie plan. But the fast zombie plan has additions to it after the first step of crap pants. Shoot as many as possible but save you round (wink wink). For a last second heroism

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