The Occasional Observer

First, from Reuters:

French President Nicolas Sarkozy said on Monday a diplomatic push by the world's powers to rein in Tehran's nuclear program was the only alternative to "an Iranian bomb or the bombing of Iran."

The response, from Breitbart:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tuesday brushed off a warning by Nicolas Sarkozy that Iran risked being bombed over its nuclear drive, saying his "inexperienced" French counterpart did not know what he was talking about.
"He (Sarkozy) only recently came to power and wants to find a place for himself in the world," Ahmadinejad told reporters.

"He is still inexperienced, meaning that maybe he does not really understand the meaning of his own words.

"I think what he said is for the consumption of his inner circles. For us, it is of no political value."

Here, at the Occasional Observer, we have the inside story of what happened next.

Pan to: Cheney, on a video conference with Sarko.

[Cheney motioning to "the button"] You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Mirage 2000N's. Use them. Mokmood is unarmed. Strike him down with them. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my, er, nevermind...

We have also obtained a photo of Grand Moff Cheney's apprentice:



Many Bothans died so that we could bring you this information.