Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Ubiquitous Aholery of Manhattan

In each of my first three days at my new job I've been asked to sign a ridiculous petition.

Day 1 - Petition to support the ACLU
Day 2 - Petition to ban horse drawn carriages because they're cruel to horses
Day 3 - Petition to sponsor an independent investigation of 9/11 to uncover the truth

I need to start bringing a barf bag with me...

4 comments:

SheaHeyKid said...

Nice.. When did you start working for Chuck Schumer's office?

Fredo said...

If only you were right SHK, and this wasn't just another typical Manhattan experience.

Fredo said...

Oh my, Beast, I this stuff is just too rich. But we might as well take advantage of it.

Please keep us up to date on the protest du jour. I have to make sure I'm saying the right things when I talk with the beautiful people.

SheaHeyKid said...

Perhaps on Day 3 you could've counter-proposed a petition for an independent investigation on how that person could've shoved their head that far up their own ass, or perhaps an independent investigation on how they could best remove my foot from their ass.

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