The Occasional Observer

For reasons I don't fully understand, Strawberry Girl asked me to write a Star Wars haiku. Finding it fun, I wrote many. Please accept my humble contributions below without malicious laughter:

You say "I love you"
Awaiting cold carbonite
I say that I know



Don't be too proud, your
Technological Terror,
No match for the Force


How can you be sure
If the shield is up or down?
I get no reading.


Look! Enemy ships
In sector 47.
Oh no! It's a trap


Mudhole and slimy?
Degobah--my home this is.
How you eat such food?


Betrayed and murdered
Much depends on point of view
My Padawan Luke


The ship, off our scopes.
I must apologize myself
Prepare my shuttle


Lando, no light speed?
But they told me they fixed it
Told me they fixed it


Lord Vader, the shield
Will be down in moments. You
May start your landing.


Your feelings for...
Sister?! You have a sister.
Betrayed by your love


Ah, Lord Vader, the
Fleet has moved out of light speed
And we're preparing