Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Polls in Never-Never Land
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello!..Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!' For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she he ard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing ... . ... 'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello!..Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!' For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she he ard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing ... . ... 'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...
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6 comments:
D.C.! I'm impressed. Not only a fearsome hunter, pickup-blasting golfer, and contact-embracing roller-hockey center, but a creative writer as well.
Who said the renaissance man was dead?
The joke was actually forwarded to me by Mrs. DC from a friend of hers so I can't take credit for the writing (that would be rather Dem of me).
However, I will take full credit for the reporting--journalism's a skill, right?
And I truly appreciate the recognition of my "talents."
Ah. Well they probably only wrote it because they knew you were about to, anyways.
And yes, let's add "mad" journalism skillz to the list.
"Absolut Skillz?"
Aw no.
Wonder what that clown's up to nowadays.
And by the way, D.C., any interest in trading me Pelfrey for Andruw Jones straight up?
After all, u guyz need an outfielder.